The Poetry Book Is Formally Blessed
A man on the internet seeks the lord’s favour on my poetry book, for a very reasonable £40
Mulled Lucozade Sport
Nothing quite says ‘it’s nearly Christmas’ like a lovely glass of mulled wine – until now…
The Origin Of Eels
A poem which tells the true story of how Jesus created that most lengthy of beasts – the electric eel
How Old Is Henry?
The question on everyone’s lips: Were he alive today, exactly how old would King Henry VIII be?
24 Hours In Brighton
A video guide to escaping the stresses and strains of London life. Warning: Contains suspect hotel design choices
Running World Record Attempt
In the summer of 2020, during the coronavirus lockdown, I decided to set an athletics world record