My personal bit of the internet
A man on the internet seeks the lord’s favour on my poetry book, for a very reasonable ยฃ40
Nothing quite says ‘it’s nearly Christmas’ like a lovely glass of mulled wine – until now…
Here’s what went on *behind the scenes* ๐
We might have had one or two problems putting it together…
Ever noticed how Huw Edwards always starts the BBC News at Ten in the same pose?
A poem which tells the true story of how Jesus created that most lengthy of beasts – the electric eel
In the summer of 2020, during the coronavirus lockdown, I decided to set an athletics world record
I’m not quite sure how, but my stupid twitter account made the national news
A video guide to escaping the stresses and strains of London life. Warning: Contains suspect hotel design choices
The question on everyone’s lips: Were he alive today, exactly how old would King Henry VIII be?
VAR has been taking the piss out of football since 2018, and now you can too!
