My personal bit of the internet
A man on the internet seeks the lord’s favour on my poetry book, for a very reasonable £40
Nothing quite says ‘it’s nearly Christmas’ like a lovely glass of mulled wine – until now…
Here’s what went on *behind the scenes* 👀
We might have had one or two problems putting it together…
A poem which tells the true story of how Jesus created that most lengthy of beasts – the electric eel
VAR has been taking the piss out of football since 2018, and now you can too!
Ever noticed how Huw Edwards always starts the BBC News at Ten in the same pose?
A video guide to escaping the stresses and strains of London life. Warning: Contains suspect hotel design choices
I’m not quite sure how, but my stupid twitter account made the national news
In the summer of 2020, during the coronavirus lockdown, I decided to set an athletics world record
The question on everyone’s lips: Were he alive today, exactly how old would King Henry VIII be?
